Monica's Deposition

Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky's deposition: "I didn't tell her to lie in her deposition, I said to lie in that position."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ark-N-Saw	Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	Hail to the Moron	Poor Mama
Bubba Died in a Fire	Tiff With Riley	5 presidents are on a plane	Paying the Price of Marriage
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Mail Order Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Pacific Ocean Lawyers
The Blonde and the Librarian	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Go To The LMV	40' Long and Stinky
What P.M.S. Stands For	Redneck Communion	Blonde Battallion	Perfumed Blonde
Martooni	Goose & Lawyer	The Raffle	Hide the Duke
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Gone Fishin'	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition
A Few Good Men	Playing Doctor	The Blonde's Special Order	Clinton's sons
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	A Few Good Lawyers	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Christmas In Heaven
Curd and Rod	A man's logic	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Lawyers' Birth Control
Blonde at the Appliance Store	Laptop	Yo mama's So Ugly	Smoke Rings
Flies in a Lightbulb	We're Studying Hard	Ice Fishing	Hard Sleepin'
Yo mama's so stupid...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song