I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde

What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's sexually active?

"No, I just lie there."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	The Eternal Optimist	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Clinton and a lightbulb
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Lawyers vs Prostitutes
Montana Ghost Story	Pink, Grey, & Stuck	Okie Jokie	Fishing for a Week
The President''s Puzzle	Go To The LMV	Yo mama's So Poor	The NEW Poopie List!
Like Father Like Son	You Might Be A Redneck...Chew	Blonde...Infant Scale	Six Hours to Live
S&M Sans Rubber Suits	Yo mama's So Poor	Things Just Fallin' Off	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Texas Transplant	This is a poor joke	Free Sex Contestants
New Baby	Thermos and Blonde	Redneck Driver's License Application	Potential & Reality
Redneck Name Tag	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Lesbian Eskimo	Surprise Package
Fooled You	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so hairy...	Redneck Wins the Lottery
911	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Laxative Cough Therapy
Blonde In A Bathroom	An Ugly Position	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Computer Lingo
Gary Condit's Pants	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost