Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mmm...Smells Good	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Paper Street	Party!
Jew Unit	American Divorce	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	Blonde at Starbucks	George Bush is So Stupid...	Washington Survey
Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Panties	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Yo mama's so fat... runs
Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Did I do that?	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Blonde Cross Road
Scratch Those Thangs	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Yo mama's smile	Blonde Nurse
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Redneck Yardwork	Yo Mama's Feet	Babe Watch
Farmer Joe and his Mule	The Blonde and the Librarian	What a Gasser	What's the difference between a...
Sleepwalking Nun	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	The Birds and the Bees	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Milking it	Screwed, For Sure	This Little Piggy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Work Blows	Fast Food for Rednecks	Chicken Crossfire
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Five Pounds of Fat
Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You	Singled-Celled Lawyer