Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Redneck... Fast Food	Crab Cakes	Southern Foreplay
Guns don't kill....	Brunettes and God	Ding Dong	Blondes and Pierced Ears
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	What's The Difference, Yo?	Baby, I've Got A Question For You
Yo mama's So Fat	Womanly Secret	Ed Zachery Disease	Women Pass Less Gas
Frenchman and Farm Animals	Osama's New City	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Monica's First Look
Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Bone Diggers	Three Stupid Wives
Corpsalicious!	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Curd and Rod	Sports and Virility
KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Concorde Humor	A Few Good Lawyers	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV
Jokes On You, Teacher	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Trade Talks	Hollywood Lessons
I feel like chicken tonight	Ash Blonde	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bad Case of the Stutters
Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo mama's so fat... Bends over	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor
Hard Sleepin'	The Lawyer's Funeral	Yo mama's...Dumb	That's Meaty
Bad Case of the Stutters	Wizard of Oz