Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Blonde...Bananas	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
Viagra Coffee	Drink up	You Work for the Government When:	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde Horse Sense	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Rope a Dope	Yo mama's So Fat
Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Microsoft in Detroit?	Redneck Shopper	Hairclub for Women
Blonde's Wine	Farmer and the Cow	Ouch!	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
Capitalism for Dummies	Redneck Grocrey	Your Parents Messed Up	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Yo Mama's So Small	Dog Days	Blondes and Iceberg	Bob Dole's Band
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Ancient Chinese Torture	Bush Does a Favor	Yo mama's So Stupid
You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Joke for Limeys	Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Pretty Hair
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Guns don't kill....	Yo mama's...Ugly	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Keep It In Your Pants	Yo mama's So Poor	Braggadocio	Runny Noodle
Yo Mama vs. Titanic	Fat Woman	Yo mama's So Poor	Blondes Making Kool-Aid
Yankees -vs- Red Sox	Yo Mama's...Old