Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Eating is a Sport
The Lawyer's Funeral	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair
Funny Business	Blonde Lightning Storm	Beautiful?	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Divided By A Common Language	Mail Order Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid	Special Remedy
Gum	You So Stupid	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Redneck Truck
The 11th Commandment	Pump Kin	Hand me downs	You Might Be a Redneck if...
An Act of Charity	Yo mama's So Stupid	First Cut is the Deepest	Two Hookers
500 lawyers in the ocean	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Lightbulb...Californians
What's the difference between a...	Yo mama's tities...	Princess Di and Thomas	Yo mama's So Stupid
Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Condit Arrest	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Pre-Paid Plan
Blonde Coffee Drinker	Blonde Kidnapper	Yo Mama Bath	Work Blows
Nouveau Riche Blonde	The Test	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's...Poor
Women Pass Less Gas	Dim Bulb