Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dinner's Ready!	Booger Wooger	Mmm...Smells Good	You Might Be A Redneck If... Family
Redneck Bubblebath	First Day Out	Like Father Like Son	Dr. Doctor
Yo mama's so Nasty	Close But No Cigar	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	The Dough Boyz
Blonde Nurse	Government Tactics	You Work for the Government When:	Little-Known Facts
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Topless Sunbather	Darn Crazy Kids
Lift Off	Sharks and Lawyers	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	He's So Lucky, He's A Star
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Dick 2 Balls	Free Sex Contestants	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
Three Drunk Men	Line of Blondes	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom
Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Rhoids	Broomsticks	What Do I Look Like?
Yo mama's...Stupid	Eternity	How Many Interns?	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	What Sex is Polly?	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Southern Values
Honeymoon	I've Got Shingles	Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Taliban Poetic Justice