Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	People Really Said These Things In Court	Redneck Pants	Hungry Mama
Walruses And Their Tupperware	Daddy, What Is Sex?	Blonde Grenadier	Monica's First Look
Redneck Haircut	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Bush's Advisors	Blonde Nurse
Redneck Grocrey	Stained	Redneck's Last Words	Winnie the Pooh
Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Blonde Jokes	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	From Cradle to Ladle
Yo mama's So Ugly	Inventions	West Virginia Custody Battle	Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps
Blonde's Bridge	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Gone Camping	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's Teeth	Get yo fingers bit	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
The Answer	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Eternal Judgment	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Redneck in a Suit	Redneck Jedi II	The Annual Check-Up	The Engineer's Love Life
Blonde and Doorknobs	Joke for Limeys	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Three Drunk Men
Blonde on Fire	Yo mama's...fat	We're Studying Hard	Pet Zebra
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Who Has it All