Some Supermodel Insight

"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."
-Tatjana Patitz

"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
-Linda Evangelista

"It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would."
-Kate Moss

"When I model I pretty much go blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work."
-Paulina Porizkova

"I don't even wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
-Linda Evangelista

"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some
-Carol Alt

"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
-Beverly Johnson

"I love the confidence that makeup gives me."
-Tyra Banks

"I would rather exercise than read a newspaper."
-Kim Alexis

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