It Burns

Yo mama so tall, she tripped and burnt her lip on the sun.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Doe a Deer	Skittles	Punk 'n' Parrot
It's Not Genetics	Pervert Psychiatrist	The New 69	Gay Irishmen
The State of Lawyers	Confucius Say	Plaster Lawyers	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blonde in Pain	Blonde - Death in the Family
Blonde Data	Yo mama's So Stupid	Chair Man of the Board	Screwed, For Sure
Convenience Store	Bombing Works	President Hillary	Keep It In Your Pants
First Cut is the Deepest	What Are Politics?	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Yo Mama's Underwear
Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Bamming in 'Bama	Relay Race	Mechanical Sex
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	This Joke is Bananas!	Clinton's Bookmarks	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Yo mama's...Bus	Professor of Logic	An Ugly Position
What Do I Look Like?	Beep Beep	Condoms	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Church	Two Blondes and a Camel	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard
Runny Noodle	Touchy Feely Cracky