It Burns

Yo mama so tall, she tripped and burnt her lip on the sun.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Blonde - Transplant	We's Huntin' Frenchman	Clinton's Safe Sex
Sunday School	Heavenly HMO	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Cell Death
72?	Sex Contract	Jungle Gaiety	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Three Blondes	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Capitol Parrot
Suicidal Blonde	Name Those Tracks	Smurf and Turf	First Class
Osama's New City	Five Pounds of Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Five Surgeons	Walk the Walk	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods
Yo mama's So Poor	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	The Blonde and the Librarian	Corpsalicious!
We're Studying Hard	Tickle These, Elmo	Yo mama's so nasty...	Mrs. Shagwell
Blondes and Virgins	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Gynecologist's Glasses
Wright, Right?	Homosexual	Jack and Jill II	Think About It
You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Brooklyn and Women	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Male Disorientation
Rooster in His Declining Years	Yo mama's... easy