Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Pool	Yo mama's So Ugly	Little Leprechaun?
Scooby Doo	Country Politics	Hide the Duke	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Count Chock Full of Nuts	Family Reunion	Yo mama is a fatty	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Rock da House	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Ten Cents
Dubya 'n' Drugs	The 11th Commandment	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	One hungry Bush...
She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Redneck and Bugs	Blonde's Medical Exam	Barbie's Christmas Beau
10	The Proxy Father	Understanding Marketing	Yo mama's...Bus
Occupy This	Lawyers vs. Vampires	Yo Mama Golden Arches	Yo mama's So Old
Why God Created Man	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	The Naked Truth	Enron Transcripts
Flower Flub-o-rama	Blonde Ice Fishing	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	You KNOW You're a Redneck
Houston Schoolin'	Blonde Welfare	Sleeping Blonde	Stick of Dynamite
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shade	Better Luck Next Time	Getting Old	Yo mama's So Flat
Law School for Nuns	Juicy Squirt