Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

12- Pack	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Snow Off-White	Blondes and Waterskiing
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Blonde in a Library	The State of Lawyers	Yo mama's So Ugly
Jack and Jill II	Yo mama's So Stupid	Snakeskin Punny	Take yo mama to work day
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Condom Size Tester	A Blonde Party	West Virginia Custody Battle
The Definition of	Breast Stroke	The Geography of Men and Women	Blonde and Halogen
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Virgins in Caves	Porcupines	Yo mama's So Hairy
Monica's Testimony	Florida Orange Growers	Blondes in a Convertible	Yo Mama's Halloween
Condom Size Tester	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Genealogy
Redneck Home Improvement	Why are New Yorkers always depressed?	How Smart is Zach?	Yo mama's so hairy...
Psychology Class	Sports and Virility	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse	The Tale Of The Three Holes	Yo mama's So Ugly	Long Road Home
Bob Dole	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury
She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Miracle Exercise