Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick

Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	Stumped Doc	Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	I Just Wanna Ride
Blonde and Blonder	Talking Italian	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Yo mama's so fat... fell over
Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Lawyer and Vulture
Chalkboard Culprit	A Roomful of Rednecks	Soapy Sales	Trucks and Babies
Alabama Farmer	Convenience Store	One day a hunter was walking...	Monday Night Osama
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	The Answer
Yo mama's so stupid...	You might be a redneck if...	100,000 Frenchman	Scooby Doo
Sex and Air	Bush Has a Short One	Extra-Large Condoms	Coming to America
Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Circumcisional Evidence	Yo mama's So Stupid	Ghetto Mama
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Redneck Engineering Exam	Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble	Like Midgets In The Night...
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Bar... Alabama	Ash Blonde	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Handy Blondy	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	Little Girls Who Suck	Broomsticks
Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen	Get You With The Nine