Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick

Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Streakers and Strokers	Dear Diarrhea	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde Who Has it All	Bill Of No Rights	Whack Off	Clinton's Safe Sex
Lightbulb...Californians	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Think About It	Confucius...Fisherman
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Yo mama's... stupid	Monica's First Look	Lawyers in Lust
A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Yo Mama's Underwear	Blonde Bird	Hot 'n' Heavy
Southern Foreplay	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Seasick
Lawyers' Lucky Break	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Work Blows	Condom Size Tester
Windows 666	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Blonde and Goldfish	Grosser Than Gross Kiss
Ark-N-Saw	What Sex is Polly?	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Birdie Poem
Redneck Restroom	Nun vs. Woman	Blondes and Colds	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde
Ceramic Guys	Curly Sue	Redneck Teeth	A Mall Order
Martian Sex	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Baby boomers	Grosser than gross.. underwear
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Yo mama's So Ugly