Gum

Why did God give women belly buttons?

For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Wright, Right?	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Blonde Rows of Corn	Two Blondes and a Lake
Clear Blue Easy	Fingers	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bzzzz
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Booger Wooger	National Bird	Men With Hair in Their Teeth
First Day Out	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's so stupid...	Blow pop
Tennis Balls	Jingle Balls	Satisfaction	Red Ring
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Icy Blonde	Be Careful With That Viagra	Jokes On You, Teacher
Redneck Ghost Story	Blondes on a Rope	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Yo mama's so Nasty	Doctor Demented	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony
Yo Mama... B#$%*	Yo Mama's So Short... Run	Confucius Say	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!
Political Pampers	Catching Osama	You Big Tomato	Naked Man on the Run
An Ugly Position	Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo mama's so nasty...	Fast Food for Rednecks
Little Boy Blue	Another Dumb Blonde	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	K-Marts in Afghanistan
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo mama's...Fat