Gum

Why did God give women belly buttons?

For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Wife vs. Job	Computer Breasts	Yo Mama's a Saint	Lawyers and God
Fast Food	Incontinent Vegetarian	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Okie Jokie
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Capitalism for Dummies	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Blonde Battallion	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde at Starbucks	Thank You For Flying With Us
Rookie Pitcher	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Hey Hey Fat Mama
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Donkey and Onion	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Gary Condit's M.O.
Yo mama's So Fat	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Bamming in 'Bama	Indecent Exposure
Widows98	Waterskiing with Blondie	Pickle Slicer	What is red and green?
Beans & Onions: Delicious	Professor of Logic	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Blondes at Sea	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Pretty Hair	What Do I Look Like?
Blonde in a Tree	If You Were my Husband...	Red Ball Express	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blondes and Ice Cubes	Another Dumb Blonde	Flour Patch	Pickmeup
Yo mama's So Fat	A Shave and a Shine