Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? A: Cash and carry!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Drunk Musicians	Free Sex with Fill Up	Fly Away	Executive Decision
Yo mama's So Poor	POV	I feel like chicken tonight	Yo Mama's...Old
Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Stained	Whack Off	Call Me Back
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Friendly Neighbors	Confessions Of Sodom
Ed Zachery Disease	Yo mama's...Stupid	Higher Larnin'	Blonde Half-Wit
Perry Coma	Three Couples, No Sex	What's the difference between a...	You Might Be a Redneck if...
Marriage Made In Heaven	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress
Blonde - Contractor	First Cut is the Deepest	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Pinocchio and Splinters
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	SF Pregnancy Rate	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Obese Michigan Mammas
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Confucius...Sausage	The Three Basketball Players On The Roof	Rubbing Her The Right Way
Smokey the Bear	Ghost story for tots	Bad Lawyer	Redneck Truck
The Eyes Have It	Laxative Cough Therapy	Your mom is so stupid...	She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"
Do it like mammals	Piano Solo