Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? A: Cash and carry!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Convenience Store	77 vs 69	George and Laura Bush were on a private...
The Mystery of Childbirth	Bush's Morning Run	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Elephant...Cherry Tree
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	A Prayer Before Dying	Bush's Advisors	Sons Devoted to Mom
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Meat Department
Convenience Store	Rules of Bedroom Golf	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Inventions	Heavy Sack	Ten Cents	Seasick
What do puppies and gynecologists...	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Yo mama so fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Sick Hick	Bunny Love	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria
Blonde and Clock	6.9	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Pinocchio and Splinters
Cris Cross	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Actual Police Quotes	Psychology Class
You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	Watch the Birdie	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out
Shipwrecked	Redneck Porch	J.Lo and doorknobs	Tasty, tasty fat!
Blonde Fish Killer	Para-shoot