Blonde vs. Ratings System

Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?

A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 not admitted” sign, so she went home and got 16 friends.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Ancient Chinese Torture	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Mozart Beyond the Grave
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Yo Mama's So Old... Guest List	Yo mama's...Fat	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...
Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Yo mama's...Ugly	Women Pass Less Gas	Snack Food
Five Pounds of Fat	Topless Sunbather	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Blonde and Clock
Broomsticks	How To Sell Lawnmowers	Jew Unit	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies
Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Why are New Yorkers always depressed?	Elephant Physiology
You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Suicidal Blonde	Valentine Gift Test	Priests and Christmas Trees
Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Out of T.P.	Hot 'n' Heavy	West Virgin-ia
Bin Laden vs Custer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Yo mama's So Stupid
Morning at the White House	Yo mama's So Poor	Heavenly Reward	Jack and Jill II
Pound for Pound	Blonde Overdue	Y'Might Be A Redneck	911
Dirty Limerick	Animal Wackiness	Lightbulb: Psychiatrist 2	French Stamps
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Redneck Driver's License Application