Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Yo mama's...Fat	Iraqi Funerals
Plaster Lawyers	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Jackass
Christmas Bonus	Osama's Covered Wagon	Yo mama's...Fat	Tickle These, Elmo
The Farmer's Daughters	The Blonde and the Worm	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Lunch is back
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Hack Golfer	Smurf and Turf
Blondes n' Crayons	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Fascinating
What Are Politics?	Playing Doctor	Dump List	Mountain Bike
Leggy Blonde	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	Yo mama's So Ugly	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Blonde Bedtime	Arkansas State Residency Application	Yo Mama's Underwear	Railroad Redneck
Yo mama's Teeth	You Might Be A Redneck If...Law	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	What Do I Look Like?
Proverbs	Yo Mama's So Hairy	That's tacky	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	One day a hunter was walking...	Yo mama's... easy
Condoms	Squeaky Clean