Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Capitalism for Dummies	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Adam's New Organs
Blonde's Medical Exam	Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Yo mama's So Poor	Scooby Doo
Lightbulb...Californians	Clinton after Coitus	Yo mama's...Poor	The Blonde Flight Attendant
A Roomful of Rednecks	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo mama's So Fat
A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Indecent Exposure	This Joke is Bananas!
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Innie Weenie	Blondes and Cops
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Mouth Organ	Salesman: A New One, Really	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree
Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Dought Girl	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision
Blonde In A Bathroom	How Many Interns?	Blonde and a Sock	Greek Navy
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... chins	Captain Hook's Death	Blonde's Air Conditioner
Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Redneck Porch	Iranians
Wal-marks the spot	Annoying Boy on Bus	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Valentine Gift Test	Sex Over-Easy