Talk Dirty to Me

What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.

What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	List of Short Books	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde and Blonder
Perfect Penis	I Don't Like My Brother	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Genital Mutilation is Funny
Bush's Morning Run	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Voodoo Enronomics
72?	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Garden of Eden	Red Ring
You Know You're Old	Be Careful What You Wish For	Hot 'n' Heavy	Where do one legged people?
Yo mama's So Flat	Redneck Fly-swatter	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Sheep Soup
Gary Condit's Pants	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Bad Day Blondie	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny
Yo Mama's Halloween	Priestly Duties	Helen Keller Joke	Ten Cents
Little Green Balls	What is red and green?	The Farmer's Daughters	Blonde Puzzle
Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Goose & Lawyer	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Taliban Poetic Justice
Star Dreck	Captured Blonde	Drastic Diet	The Chinese Workman
What do u do if a blond...	Osama is Dead	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Definitely	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish