Valentine Gift Test

Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive....



1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron



1. CANDY


It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys
traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share.  OR... You're a selfish chocoholic who
values a sugar high over everything, even true love.


2. FLOWERS


It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the
scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR... You get some twisted
joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.


3. A SWEET POEM


It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured
person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR... You're used to cheap
gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and
beauty of the written word.


4. SEX


It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free
spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel
that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR... You're a filthy
degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience
after another.


5. DINNER/DANCING


It means that... You enjoy the company of that special
someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR... You're easy to please
and probably willing to sell your body for food and a  few quick turns around the
dance floor.


6. WAFFLE IRON


It means that... You're a practical person who believes
in gifts that you can actually use. OR... You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is
all about and probably have some sort of deviant fetish involving kitchen
appliances.

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