How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	M&M's	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Offspring
Yo mama's So Ugly	The Answer	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Pool
Blondes and Pierced Ears	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so Stupid
The Housebroken Redneck	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Redneck Driver's License Application	Where's the Blow Hole
Chair Man of the Board	Door Hinge	Early Stages of Viagra Development	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Sex and Dieting	Cheerleading Tryouts	Y'Might Be A Redneck	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
Natural Blonde	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Blonde Carpenter	How To Get A Raise
The 11th Commandment	Walk the Walk	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall
Holiday	Your Profession and Your Libido	Go Fish	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's Teeth	The Wonder Bra	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
New Rules For Employment	Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo Mama's Teeth	Blondes and Brunettes
Branch-Davidians	Three Drunk Men	Full Speed Ahead	That's crazy
There was a man who loved baked beans...	Dentist