How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Fresh Meat	Dear Diarrhea	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Saddam Hussein
Oscar Meyer	The Dough Boyz	Blonde - Contractor	Loitering Mama
Yo mama's So Fat... Married	It Ain't Margarita	Instant-Win Airbags!	Peanut In Your Ear
Pay-Per-Blonde	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	President Hillary	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Lepechaun at Augusta	This Joke is Bananas!	Blonde Car Hijinx!
Redneck Fly-swatter	Code for Sex	What's Your Poison?	Stick of Dynamite
Difference Boy & Girl	Tasty, tasty fat!	Redneck Baseball	Yo mama's So Ugly
Microwave Cookery	Valentine Gift Test	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree
Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road	Blonde Smoker	Jack and Jill II	Cannibals
Lightning Blonde	Biting	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo
Blonde Driving	Little Girls Who Suck	Maxi Pad to the Fart	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
Osama = Crabs?	Very Robust Zacklies	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Einsteinium	Blonde Destroyer