How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tricky, Tricky	Your Parents Messed Up	Dwarf Eskimo	Genital Mutilation is Funny
Bush's Advisors	If Ever You're Choking...	Constipation	Yo mama's So Ugly
Vampire Date	Blonde and Clock	Pink Floyd	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!
Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Yo mama's So Stupid	Confusing Blonde	Bush BM
Brunette Shopping	Blonde Carpenter	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Blonde Snowman
The Blonde Fox	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Blonde...Bananas	Little People have little...
The Perfect Woman	Cuban Delicacy	Sanitary Blonde	Captured Blonde
A falling out	Not Going To Try This Again	Redneck Wins the Lottery	Icy Blonde
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Shirt Words
Elephant Time	Call Me Back	A Lawyer and A Politician	More Zombie Baby Jokes
Right of Way	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Banker Joke	Blonde Ring Hijinx!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Famous George W. Quotes	Mountain Bike
Redneck With Empty Tank	Innie Weenie