Sign On The Brothel

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A. Beat it! We're closed.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Passenger	Blonde's Bad Day	Yo mama's So Flat	Man and Pharmacist
Clear Blue Easy	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Elephant Tampon	Blonde Cell Death
Hard Drive	Yo mama's So Fat	Iraqi Funerals	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Yo mama's So Fat	Chilling with the Eskimo	First Cut is the Deepest	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
Yo mama's So Stupid	Hot Air Balloon	P. Diddy on a Diet	Big pimpin'
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Redneck Drivers	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Blonde E-Mail	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Line of Blondes
This is a poor joke	We take you now to the Oval Office	Legs Open	Chilled Crabs
Let's Play War	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Empty Cheeze Whiz	Yo Mama's Underwear
Clinton's Bookmarks	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Bone Diggers	Blondes Love Puzzles
Hillbilly Newlyweds	What is red and green?	Nuns on the Run	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped
George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	Yo mama's Teeth
A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son	Dikfer