Into the Dust Bin Laden of History

What's the difference between Osama bin Laden and Christmas?

This time next year, there'll still be a Christmas.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

3 blondes jump off a building ...	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Move Over Little Johnny	Topless Fat Woman
Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Bush is a Puppet?	Twelve Inch Pianist	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket
Yo mama so short...	Still Together	Goose & Lawyer	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table
Rock da House	Jane's Addiction	Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium	A manager walks into his office...
Pre-Paid Plan	Yo mama's So Ugly	Doe a Deer	Hiding In The Closet
Gary Condit's M.O.	Elephant and Prostitute	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Blonde Suicide
I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	One hungry Bush...	Not Going To Try This Again	The Redneck's Milk
Mommy, Mommy!	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Beep Beep
Yo Mama is So Stupid	Jingle Blondes	Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas	Southern Values
Yo mama's So Old	Homeward Blonde	Fishing for a Week	Instant-Win Airbags!
Baking Blondes	Redneck At The Restaurant	Please pass the mayo	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
What P.M.S. Stands For	Clinton's Bookmarks