Soyburger vs dildo

How's a soyburger like a dildo?

They're both meat substitutes!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Men With No Arms or Legs	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	Your Parents Messed Up	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle
Redneck Track & Field	Party!	An Honest Lawyer	Curly Hair
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Alabama Farmer	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Yo Mama's So Hairy	Glories of old age	Icy Blonde	3 Vampires
The Witty Truck Driver	Perfumed Blonde	Yo mama's So Fat	I Had a Dream
Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Knock Knock... Sham	Hand me downs
West Virginia Custody Battle	Blonde Driver	Bush's Advisors	What Are Politics?
Braggadocio	Bimbo Joke	Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
Blondes and Turtles	Blonde Radio	Yo mama's So Old	Confucius...Sausage
Stupid Blonde	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	Blonde and Tracks	The Dirty Wife
It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Redneck Honeymoon	Two Blondes and a Camel
Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	New Priest In Town
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Confucius...Fisherman