Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed

Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Poor Mama	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Shark Attack
3 blondes jump off a building ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blondes and Gas Stations	Blonde at the Doctor's
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Blonde with Money	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Clinton & KFC
Pickmeup	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	How to Mess With the IRS	Essential Army Stealth Equipment
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Respecting the First Lady	Political Pampers	Little Leprechaun?
Shark Attack	Yo mama's So Poor	Bubble Blowing Duckies	The Muffler
Taxed Blonde	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Blonde and Goldfish	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
Little Wanky	People Really Said These Things In Court	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Legalese
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	The Blind Guy Polemic	What Do I Look Like?
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Yo mama's So Stupid
Redneck Engineering Exam	Jingle Blondes	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Two Blondes and a Camel	Yo mama's So Fat	A Redneck Retaliation	Curd and Rod
Wizard of Oz	Wal-Mart vs. Heaven