Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

How To Get A Raise	Yo mama's Teeth	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Blondes Strike Back
Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Pool	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	The Blind Man and the Whore	Ed Zachery Disease	Jedi Nights
Blonde Laugh	350 Pounder?	I Don't Like My Brother	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie
The Annual Check-Up	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Redneck Wedding	American Divorce
One hungry Bush...	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Taliban Snippet	Lightbulb... Arkansas
Pitching a Tent	Yo mama's So Poor	Shark Attack	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
Lawyer in a Tree	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?	350 Pounder?	Gum
Stick of Dynamite	Blonde Nurse	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	What's green and smells like ...
Blondes in a Box	Redneck Sex Ed	Yo mama's So Ugly	One day a hunter was walking...
The Archaeologist's Wife	Condoms	Your teeth are so busted...	The Blonde and the Librarian
Hanging with Blondes	Adult Swim	Mom's French Connection	Obese Michigan Mammas
Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	You Might Be A Redneck... Ammo