Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Mmm...Smells Good	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Replacing Vanna
Hanging with Blondes	Yo mamma's so retarded...	What are you thinking about?	Lawyers in the Trees
Punk 'n' Parrot	Arctic Hooker	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	I Nearly Pissed Myself
Pervert Psychiatrist	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Bush at the Wheel	Yo mama's So Poor
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Yo mama's So Fat	The Fish-Eating Competition	Elephant...Cherry Tree
Three Dumb Hunters	Bush is a Puppet?	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Playing Doctor
Broomsticks	Two Things In The Air	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Yo mama so fat...	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Blonde Alumna	You Might Be A Redneck...
10	What's Your Poison?	Hot Dog	War Pigs
Brain Cell	Yo mama's So Stupid	Lunch Anyone?	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
Yo mama's So Stupid	Testing, Testing	Headache	Phone Line
Not Going To Try This Again	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole