Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Poor Mama	Lying through your tooths	Corn Flakes
Things Just Fallin' Off	Blonde's Salon	Intelligent Quotes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair
Arkansas Scholars	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Blonde's Backseat	Yo mama's...Poor
Blonde's Tricycle	The Blondes' Revenge	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	You Might Be A Redneck...Total
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	A Shave and a Shine	Yo mama's...Stupid	Upside Down Blonde
Free Sex Contestants	100,000 Frenchman	Baaaaad Breath	Yo mama's nasty!
Monica's New Boyfriend	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Hiding In The Closet	Yo mama's So Poor
Screw The World	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid
Code for Sex	Blondes and Airplanes	Computer Breasts	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Can't Take You Anywhere
A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Yo mama's So Nasty	Leper Stew	Work Blows
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Blonde's Appendicitis	Special Remedy	Jack and Jill and Modern Economics
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	The Engineer's Love Life