Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Microsoftie	The Bottom Line	Osama's New City	Yo Mama's a Saint
Fair-Haired Science Fair	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Chuckie Cheese Please	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Baby Mama	You Work for the Government When:	Say What Again?	Why did the blonde go up on top...
Yo Mama's So Dirty	Yo Mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Yo mama's So Poor
First Class	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	You So Ugly	Yo Mama's Teeth...
Free Sex Contestants	Bush's Advisors	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Screw The World	Redneck Disaster	Leper Hockey
Yo mama's...Ugly	Hooked On Dem Jets	Life Saver	Clinton's First
Bleachin Yo Mama	Chew on this	Fred bin Flintsone	Elevator Scene
Blonde Passenger	Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road	Yo mama's So Fat	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Sin and Shame	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Blonde Overdue
Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Wavey Blonde	Funny Business	Brooklyn and Women
Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Blonde Half-Wit