Wizard of Oz

A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?

The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Who's the Boss?	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Yo mama's So Fat	Nasty Mama
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Bartender	Ancient Chinese Torture	Potatoes Hotatoes
Good for the Heart	Minor differences	Clinton's Safe Sex	Monster Mystery
Twisted Baby Joke	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps	The Blind Man
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Hiding In The Closet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen
Constipation	Turtle Soup	Upside Down Blonde	Fat Woman
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Boy Scout	Fishing for a Week	A Vow of 'Celebracy'
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Yo Mama's So Short... Run	Redneck... Rich	Reverend
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Penis Requests a Raise	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Stupid	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Proverbs	Hollywood Lessons
Two brunettes and a blonde...	It's Open Lawyer Season!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
Hey DJ	Bin Laid	Broom Factory	Yo mama's So Poor
You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	So you want to marry a millionaire ?