Wizard of Oz

A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?

The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Bush BM	Yo mama's So Fat	Three men were in a sauna...
Christmas Carol Parrot	Love At First Sight	Weiner Eater	Yo mama's So Ugly
Three Hellos	Lucky Frog	Return the Dog	Door Hinge
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo mama's So Stupid	Improvements in Hell	Iranians
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Yo Mama's So Old	Tasties in a Half Shell	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
Flies Have Wings, Why?	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	The Mailbox
GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt	Three Girls in the Desert	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	It's A War-Like Country	Bad Lawyer	You Might Be A Redneck
Redneck... Rich	Blonde Ice Fishing	Soccer Blonde	Deer Tracks
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	I've Got Shingles	Yo Mama Lipbia	Trade Talks
Bear and Toilet	Yo Mama So Dry	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	New Canadian Flag
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Yo mama's...Short	Yo mama's So Fat	Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
Blonde in Grocery Store	A Hole in the Head