Wizard of Oz

A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?

The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Einsteinium	Hellacious	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie
Abstinence	Tigger Please	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Blond Father
Blonde Who Has it All	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Blonde and the Worm
Yo mama's So Poor	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Three Hellos
Milking it	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases	Convenience Store
Blonde...Infant Scale	Survivor for Alabamans	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Fork it up
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Marriage Made In Heaven	Yo mama's so poor...	Toy Cars And Breastices
Blondes and Fun	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Name Those Tracks	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale
Women vs. Dog Poop	Doctor Demented	Grandma's Birthday	Multi-Balls
Elephant Physiology	Some Supermodel Insight	Cubist Poo	Lepechaun at Augusta
Life Saver	A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son	How Many Interns?	Leper Stew
Prune Pizza	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Paying the Price of Marriage
Cook	New Version of Playboy