Mrs. Shagwell

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

White House Visitors	Hungry Mama	Confessional Etiquette	The Mystery of Childbirth
Snow Off-White	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Sex and Air	The Origin of Little Debbie
Pink, Grey, & Stuck	The Vampire	Hang Man	I Hit Two of My Best Balls
Sharper Than a Ginsu	Dogs Take Their Licks	There is this old couple and they have been ...	People Really Said These Things In Court
Urinalotta Trouble	Lawyer vs. Snake	Genie and the Taliban	Yo mama's...Fat
Redneck Feast	Bishop And The Ass	The Raffle	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Mechanical Sex	Martian Sex	Not Going To Try This Again
Clinton Poll	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Yo mama's...Easy	Why don't witches wear panties?
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Blonde and House	Professor of Logic	The Answer
Some Supermodel Insight	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Blonde On a Ledge
Dog Days	Redneck Christmas	It's What's For Dinner	Baby Gates and Microsoft
Laxative Cough Therapy	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Leper Stew	He'n & She'n
Shoot The Pig	Finder's keepers