You might be a redneck if...

You might be a redneck if you have ever been asked to leave a yardsale

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	How To Get A Raise	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Helisoft
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Drink up	Yo mama is so stupid...
Redneck in a Suit	Euro-English Instead of German	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
Yo mama's So Ugly	A Real WANGsta	Did I do that?	Louisiana Heritage
Yo mama's So Fat	Early Stages of Viagra Development	Adam 'n' Eve	Redneck's Medical Dictionary
Yo mama's... stupid	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Aliens Attack	Baaaaad Breath
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Porcupines	Brooklyn and Women	Get Your Feet Wet
Holiday	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	Blonde and Goldfish
Redneck... Rich	Catching Osama	What Do You Call?	It's What's For Dinner
There were two blondes at the park...	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Dynamite!	Corpsalicious!
Did you hear....?	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls