Executive Rimmin'

Why did George W. Bush cross the road?

To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Your teeth are so busted...	Fresh Meat	Einsteinium
Convenience Store	Blonde at Starbucks	Why did the blonde get fired...	Blonde and a Pig
Yo mama's So Ugly	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	The Teacher's Gift	Mouth Organ
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Rare Disorder	Vampire Date	Yo Mama's So Greasy
What Has 100 Teeth?	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Redneck Yardwork
Blonde's Favorite Group	Human Resource Lingo	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Things Just Fallin' Off
Respectfully Cheating	Clinton's Finished Now	Paper Street	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Homeward Blonde	Yo mama's... easy	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Girlfriend
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Yo mama's so fat... leg	World War III	Put It On Your Organ
Blonde Kidnapper	Two brunettes and a blonde...	Lift Off	69er's Get Sacked
Yo mama's...Short	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Dirty Limerick	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?
Jack and Jill II	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Danger in D.C.	Bloody Mary
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Elephant Innuendo