You Big Tomato

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Baby boomers	Round and Round It Goes
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Cannibals	Blonde Bicycle	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day
President Hillary	Capitol Parrot	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Blonde...Infant Scale
Prostitiute's Friends	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Yo mama's So Hairy	No Special Sauce?	Capitalism for Dummies	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde...Hair Up	Baby Mama	Father to Blonde Daughter	Racists and Lightbulbs
Women and Pool Tables	Whack Off	Ark-N-Saw	After You
Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	The Blonde ABC's	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert
Sliding Doors	Redneck Shopper	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Corn Hole	Doctor's Orders
Blonde & Cruise	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	Blonde Half-Wit	Student Nurse
Blonde Technology	Stoplight	Mrs. Shagwell	You Might Be A Redneck...Books
Infectious Fast Food	Homeward Blonde