You Big Tomato

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Don't Choke	The Bottom Line	Stinkin' Proof
Blonde Meets Cheerios	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
Yo mama's...Fat	Pool	A Daring New Position	Yo mama's So Fat
Oscar Meyer	New Priest In Town	Family Reunion	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip
You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
What do puppies and gynecologists...	Yo mama's So Fat... born	Hand me downs	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale
Genital Mutilation is Funny	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Holy Water + Castor Oil
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Fooled You	Coming to America
Miracle Drug	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Blonde Horse Ranch	The Golfer and the Leprechaun
Mommy, Mommy!	Pro Congress?	Drastic Diet	Blonde Passenger
Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Yo mama's So Fat	New Baby	Redneck Disaster
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Yo mama's...Poor	Lesbian Talk	The Great Wiener Caper
Attack of the American Women	Vampire Date