What's green and smells like ...

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Guess Who?	Blondes in a Volkswagen	How Do You Confuse A Blonde?	Corn Flakes
Grandma	Woman Says, Man Hears	Yo mama's So Old	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	What's Black?	Yo mama is FUGLY	Yo mama's so fat...
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Yo mama is a fatty	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	You Might Be A Redneck
Where do one legged people?	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Redneck and Bugs
Upside Down Blonde	TeleBlond	You So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Sleeping Blonde	The Wonder Bra
Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Yo mama's So Fat	List of Short Books	Chillin' Biddies
Confucius Say	Return the Dog	Blondes and Colds	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Yo Mama's so hairy... armits	Loose Potatoes	Redneck Honeymoon	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Yo Mama's... Ugly	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish
Yo mama's so nasty...	Bush & the Blackboard	Knock knock... Britney Spears	Why did the blonde get fired...
Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Blonde Who Has it All