Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, you dad takes her to work so he won't have to kiss her goodbye!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Politics?	Bumper Sticker Sayings	M&M's	Talking Italian
Highly Illogical	Bathtub Anxieties	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Blonde and Clock
Yo mama's So Flat	Iraqi Law	Lunch is back	Surprise Package
Three Dumb Hunters	A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Better Luck Next Time
Disarming the Guard	Redneck Senior	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so Nasty
Chilled Crabs	Hiding In The Closet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Scratch Those Thangs
Yo mama's So Stupid	SAG Meeting	Yo mama is so dumb...	The Fly
Yo Mama's House Is So Small	A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	Babe Watch	Blonde Shower
Blonde Ice Fishing	Set Me On Fire	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Testing, Testing
Martian Sex	The Gynecologist's Glasses	Screwed, For Sure	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Dream on	Dirty Knees	Friendly Neighbors	Air Mattress
Whitehouse Parrot	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Don't Choke	Men and Carpet
What Men Need Most	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex