Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, you dad takes her to work so he won't have to kiss her goodbye!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and a Pig	Blondes in a Volkswagen	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Your Parents Messed Up
Heffahump	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Night Of The Living Dead	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Blonde Puzzle	Yo mama's...Fat	The Teacher's Gift	Job Fair
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Golf Fatality	Big Tongue	Redneck Bubble Baths
Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	From Cradle to Ladle	Inventions
Monkey Business	Jokes On You, Teacher	Friendly Neighbors	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Speaking Women-ese	Blondes at Sea	First Cut is the Deepest	Smokin' Dope
The Redneck's Milk	Birdy	Yo mama's So Old	Hot Revenge
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Jesus and Moses	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Female Comebacks	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Rooster Prozac
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb	Women Pass Less Gas	Yo mama's So Stupid
Captain Hook's Death	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES	French Joke	Lesbian Vampires
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Cash Flow