Princess Di and Thomas

Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and Thomas the Tank Engine?

A: Thomas the Tank Engine made it through the tunnel!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dwarf Eskimo	Yo mama's So Ugly	Vampires in a Bar	Seven Dwarves On A Bus
Think About It	Dikfer	A Mall Order	Mozart Beyond the Grave
Jungle Gaiety	Confucious...Baseball	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Blonde Grenadier
Yo Mama's So Fat	Can't Take You Anywhere	Lawyer vs. Snake	Ending It All
You So Stupid	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Glories of old age II	Little Johnny is Number One	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Switch!
Taliban Snippet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Guess Who?	Osama in the Holy Land
River Deep	Stupid Blonde	Yo mama's...Fat	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
No Special Sauce?	Dog Talk	Yo mama is like a brick...	Chillin' Biddies
Yo mama's So Fat	Toe Curl	Yo mama's So Small	What's the difference between a...
Yo mama's so poor ...	Yo mama's so short...	Blonde in a Round Room	Blonde Passenger
Yo mama's So Poor	Political Jokes	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Clinton's Protection
Houston Schoolin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu