Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that
looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Goathead! Goathead!	Stick of Dynamite	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket
Male Lie Detector	The Injured Thumb	Blonde with Half a Brain	Bill Of No Rights
Tasties in a Half Shell	Fred bin Flintsone	Orgy at Never Neverland	Redneck Engineering Exam
Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Yo mama's so fat...	Blonde at Starbucks	Fast Food
Beans & Onions: Delicious	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	You're Like A...	Viagra Diet
Blonde Horses	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	Splish Splash Through the Field	Yo mama's So Ugly
One day a blonde went into a department ...	Milking it	You're So Poor...Trashcan	Frenchman and Farm Animals
Big Fat Mopeds	It's A War-Like Country	She Gives Great Headphone	Never Seen A Priest
All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Wedding Night	Yo mama's...Stupid	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha
A blonde was cooking dinner	Yo mama's So Nasty	Which Hole?	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
Monica's New Boyfriend	Yo mama's tities...	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Return the Dog
J.Lo and doorknobs	Sliding Doors	Tennis Balls	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Jiggle	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's