Burger King

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Yo mama's...Fat	Virgins in Caves	Blonde Crossing
Hilarious Signs	Perfect Penis	Clinton and a lightbulb	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Olllllld Lawyer	Farmer and the Cow	Condit vs. Clinton
Arkansas Scholars	Yo Mama's So Fat...	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Para-shoot
Rosebud	Clinton's Boxers	You Stink So Bad	George W. Drowning
Screw The World	Yo mama's...Fat	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Where's the Blow Hole
Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	You Work for the Government When:	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	The difference between boiling water and
Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann	Three words that describe Britney Spears	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Scratch Those Thangs
Dirty Tricks	The Perfect Woman	Osama is Celebate	Yo mama's...Fat
Ha, The Joke's On You	A Country War	Politician Walking	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs
Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Elephant and Man
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Testing, Testing	De-evolution	Para-shoot
Tickle These, Elmo	Abstinence