Burger King

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Socks	Redneck Pants	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Adam 'n' Eve
HMO Executive	Blonde Boobies	POV	Yo mama's so fat...
Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	That's crazy	Shekshy Legsh	Smoke It
Drunken Man and Blonde	Fishermen with Skills	Yo mama's So Stupid	Lake Wannaswimma
Three Dumb Hunters	Pop Goes The Blonde	Wal-marks the spot	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Yo mama's...Fat	Ouch!	Gonna Marry
Redneck Toasts	Poor Old Man	Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Poor Blonde	Snow	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Runny Noodle
Yo mama's So Stupid	Don't Say This During Sex	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Two Things In The Air
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Test Tube Baby	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
Hi-Steppin' Mama	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Circumcisional Evidence	What Men Need Most
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
Yo Mama so Bald	Flighty Blonde