Burger King

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and Genie	You Work for the Government When:	Condit vs. Clinton	Oscar Meyer
HMO Executive	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Jew Unit	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
Whack Off	Blonde with Half a Brain	The President''s Puzzle	Adventures in Disneyland
Difference Boy & Girl	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Yo mama's...Fat	I Nearly Pissed Myself
Dear Old Dad	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Yo Mama's So Ugly	In a murder trial...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	Hack Golfer	Yo Mama's So Stank	Yo mama's So Stupid
Liberal Jokes	Yo Mama's So Fat... World	Southern Values	Innie Weenie
Yo mama sooooo dumb	Viva Las Vegas	Natural Blonde	Bush BM
Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans
Yo mama's so fat... road	The Jewish Vote	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Tennis Balls
Tennis Balls	Windows 666	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Lab Monkeys	Valentine Gift Test
Keep it on the DL	Three Nuns and a Parrot