Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up to salute the day the sun runs to hide.

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Adult Swim	Sliding Doors	Louisiana Tourist Attraction	Fast Food
Fred bin Flintsone	Blonde House Party	Pigskin Pro	Urinalotta Trouble
Doe a Deer	Dear Old Dad	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Lightbulb... Rednecks
Yo mama's So Poor	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Yo mama's So Stupid
If Ever You're Choking...	Dikfer	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Bob Dole
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Yo mama so dirty...	Yo mama so fat...	Blonde Girlfriend	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's...Fat	Shree Hill	Egyptian Pick-Up Line
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Father and Son	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	Country Politics	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause
Nouveau Riche Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Code for Sex	Bathtub Anxieties
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Bar: Cockney Steering Wheel