Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up to salute the day the sun runs to hide.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Streakers and Strokers	Perfect Penis	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Redneck... Fast Food
747	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Tennis Balls
Blind Skydivers	The Blonde and the Worm	You So Ugly	Blonde in Disguise
Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Mechanic's Lube	Blonde...Bananas
First Class	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Blondes and Bricks	Blonde's Medical Exam
Air Mattress	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Goodyear Rubber	Yo mama's smile
Sleeping Blonde	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Blondes Love Puzzles
Yo mama's so fat... chins	Love At First Sight	Sex Relatively Speaking	Yo Mama's So Dirty
A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	You mama's so stupid... tripped	Captured Blonde
Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Cash Flow	Peckers	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Yo mama's So Fat	What's Rough and Hairy?	Doctor Demented	Inventions
Redneck on the Radio	Working Relationship	Orgy at Never Neverland	Cletus's Christmas
Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	Handy Blondy