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What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?

"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Newlywed Game	The Shakes	Yo mama's So Poor	The corporate ladder
Lucky Frog	Yo mama's So Fat	Closer to God	Yo mama's...Skinny
Capitol Parrot	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company	Lawyers in the Trees	Ignorance
Chillin' Biddies	Blonde in the Mirror	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
Bishop And The Ass	Gay on Airplane	Scratchy Lottery	The Redneck's Milk
Hard Drive	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Blonde Mixup	Railroad Redneck
Nuns on the Run	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Blonde Hide and Go Seek
A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	Hey fatty	Confucius Say	Taliban Poetic Justice
Prune Pizza	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	The Devout Catholic Woman	Think About It
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Hairclub for Women	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby
You Might Be Tough	Blonde Horse Ranch	Blonde's Salon	Monica's Testimony
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Men With No Arms or Legs	Daddy, What Is Sex?	Blonde in the Third Grade
Fifty Cent Piece	Rectum