Microsoftie

What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?

"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Elephant Tampon	Comfortable	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Reagan and Clinton	Christmas in West Virginia	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Party!
Yo mama's So Stupid	Orgy at Never Neverland	Yo mama's So Fat	New Favorite Number
Fifty-Dollar Bet	Blonde Horse Sense	Condom Size Tester	A Few Good Men
Genie-wine	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Jane's Addiction	Yo mama's...Door
Zip It. Zip It Good.	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Marriage Made In Heaven	Yo Mama's Halloween
Jokes On You, Teacher	Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama's so stupid...	Blonde and License Plates
Jack and Jill II	Boy Scout	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Important Question	Elephant and Man	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster
Barbie's Christmas Beau	Blondes and cow patties	Accident on the Golf Course	Sign On The Brothel
Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Two Blondes and a Camel	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Yo mama so ugly...
A Few Good Lawyers	Major Crackage	Iraqi Law	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
People Really Said These Things In Court	Clinton's Finished Now