Breakfast of Champions

Yo mama so stupid, she opened up a box of Cheerios and said, "Look, my Alphabet Soup spells 'Ooooo.'

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's First	Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Monks Made a Mistake	Two Things About a Blonde
Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	What do you call 88 rednecks...	What's the difference between a blonde...
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so fat...	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes
Yo mama's So Stupid	Punk 'n' Parrot	Iraqi Funerals	Pink Floyd
Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Southern University Psychology	3 Vampires	Y'might Be A Redneck
Stoplight	Lesbians in a Canoe	Three Dumb Hunters	Yo mama's So Stupid
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	North vs. South	Law School Graduation Gift	Yo Daddy Is So Bald
Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	This is a poor joke	Blonde and License Plates	No Special Sauce?
Poor Blonde	Blonde and Pizza	Clinton Poll	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
Blondes and Brunettes	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...
Blonde Skydiver	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Vending Machine and Blonde	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	First Class Blondie	What's The Difference, Yo?	Dinner's On The Table
Al Gore's Piercings	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt