Dinner's Ready!

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	What Are Ya, Chicken?	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...
Circumcision...At Your Age?	Don't Step Out of the Car	Weiner Eater	Blonde - Contractor
Apple and Worm	Yo Mama's So Hairy	The Hit and Run Case	Jokes On You, Teacher
Sex Math 101	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Yo mama's So Poor	Arctic Hooker
Learning to Fly	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Gotcha!	How to Mess With the IRS
Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Yo mama's So Stupid	Did you hear....?	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Stop Tailgating	The Blonde and Boyz II Men	Gold Digger	Viagra Diet
Three Girls Go Camping	What Didja Learn?	Split Up The Middle	California Gay Whale
Tag Team	Yo mama's So Stupid	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes	Redneck Ghost Story	Hand-Eye Coordination	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller
Birdy	Miracle Drug	Sick Hick	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Party!	Naked Man on the Run	Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	Red Ball Express
Rump Roastin'	A Lawyer and A Politician