Dinner's Ready!

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Kleenex
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde...Bananas	Line of Blondes	Blonde Valedictorian
Clinton's Protection	Say What Again?	The Facts of Life	The Blind Man and the Whore
Beautiful?	Euro-English Instead of German	Potato in the Pants	Blondes and Virgins
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Rubbing Her The Right Way	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Snack Food
Natural Blonde	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Swing Low Sweet Charriot
What Sex is Polly?	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Blondes and Candles	Burnt Blonde Ears
Mirror, Mirror	Yo mama's so fat...	Ten Cents	Your mom is so stupid...
Yo mama's...Fat	Difference!	Redneck Porch	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
Osama Mama	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Getting Weighed	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches
Yo Mama's So Fat... Walks	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Redneck on the Radio	Boo Hoo
Gay Man in Church	BlondeMotorWorks	Drastic Diet	Juicy Squirt
Soyburger vs dildo	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...