Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Osama is Celebate	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	Monica's Deposition
Yo mama's so fat...	Blonde's Challenge	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's Teeth
Mirror, Mirror	Cannibals	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	A Vow of 'Celebracy'
Blonde Counting Sheep	Adam's New Organs	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	The Engineer and the Bike
Pee On A Ferrari	Jane's Addiction	Understanding Marketing	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans
You Work for the Government When:	Condom Brands	Pump Kin	Dikfer
In All the Land	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Blondes Doing the Wave	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Blonde Test	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Yo mama's So Stupid	God Save The Dairy Queen
10	Jew Unit	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Fish Market	Cow with No Legs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Yo mama's So Lazy
Blonde - Contractor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Big Boss Man	Blondes and Gas Stations
Rules of the South	Lawyers on the Beach	Wallet and Genitals	Cash Flow
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick