Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Talking Blondes	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	You're So Dirty	Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!
Lawyers and God	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Crab Cakes
Osama = Crabs?	Yo mama's So Old	Blonde in a Library	Hiney Bubbles
Redneck Wedding	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Redneck Engineering Exam	Blonde on Fire
Twelve Inch Pianist	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Blonde Boobies	Monica's First Look
Adam and Eve, Surprised	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Human Resource Lingo	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Yo Mama Road Sign	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Virgins in Caves	The Fishing Spot	Air Mattress
Go Fish	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet
Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Yo Mama's So Poor
Blondes and Fun	Be Careful What You Wish For	What Men Need Most	Bush's Favor
Star Trek	Yo mama's So Nasty