Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blondes in a Volkswagen	Bush BM	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
A Horoscope For The Workplace	How does a blonde try to kill a fish?	Afghani Fowl	Jokes On You, Teacher
Yo mama's So Poor	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Redneck Ghost Story	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Redneck Yardwork	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Yo mama's So Stupid	Confucious
Pigskin Pro	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Material Lust	Clinton & A Screwdriver
Monks Made a Mistake	Adventures in Disneyland	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Redneck Soccer
Osama's Favorite Movie	Stuck in the middle	Capitalism for Dummies	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Blondes and Virgins	Why don't witches wear panties?
Lawyers on the Beach	Man and Pharmacist	What Sex is Polly?	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans
Wet Lawyers	Tasty, tasty fat!	Sports and Virility	Osama Mama
Dog Days	Yo mama's...Fat	Goose & Lawyer	Redneck Honeymoon
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Fat	Halle Berry Bares All
New Canadian Flag	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas