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Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Dwarf Eskimo
Bright Eyes	Is That You Coffin?	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	David's Brother David
Bin Laid	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Heaven and Hell	Politics and Golf
Pa Won't Like It	Four Men and Their Dogs	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Redneck Pants
Yo Mama's So Greasy	Fix This	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Bush and Bill
Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company	Gay Picnic	Yo Mama's So Stupid	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Brunette Shopping	Yo mama so dirty...	Yo mama's So Flat	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
What Didja Learn?	Walk the Walk	"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's so hairy...	Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly	Railroad Redneck
What is red and green?	Redneck Religiousity	Yo mama's So Small	Your Profession and Your Libido
Yo mama so dirty...	Princess Di and Thomas	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	What Men Need Most
Hungry Blonde	Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Cinderella Gets Some Ash
Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Finder's keepers