The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	The Offspring	Yo mama's so fat... walk around
Office English Dictionary	Heavenly HMO	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Sex vs. Computers
Yo mama's So Small	A little boy wrote to Santa ...	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Redneck Engineering Exam
Man Catches Crocodile	Redneck Drivers	Blonde Laugh	Blondes 'n' Birth Control
Divorce	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	New Baby	M&M's
Blonde NASA Engineer	Euro-English Instead of German	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Thermos and Blonde	Star Trek
Newlyweds	Zip It. Zip It Good.	The Last Southern Virgin	Blondevision
Redneck Teeth	Jingle Blondes	Twisted Baby Joke	Duck, Duck, Lawyer
Fart Glossary	Pinocchio and Splinters	Blonde Bird Watcher	Inventions
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Yo mama's so nasty...	Y'might Be A Redneck	Hans Across Iraq
Yo mama's so fat... road	Condom Brands	Obese Michigan Mammas	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
A Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis	Old Lady Shakes