The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

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Topless Sunbather	Blonde in a Swimming Race	We's Huntin' Frenchman	Blondes Strike Back
Office English Dictionary	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	The Origin of Little Debbie
Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Beer Consumption	Gay Church	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo mama's So Poor	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Adam and Eve, Surprised
Attack of the American Women	Radical Procedure	Yo mama's So Old	Texan Poetry
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Cheerleading Tryouts	Chilled Crabs	Blonde...Passenger
Yo Mama's So Dumb	The Redneck's Milk	Sex Advice	Malcolm in the Puddle
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Old... JC	Mary Had A Little Lamb	Yo mama's so nasty...
Flies on Poo	Yo mama's...Fat	Atlanta School Board	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail
Runny Noodle	Tooth	Abstinence	Oscar Meyer
Soccer Blonde	Sliding Doors	Brunette Meets Genie	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff
Girls and Planes	Don't Step Out of the Car	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Yo mama is so dumb...
Vaseline Knob	Lamaze Class