Squirrel Kickin' Back

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	Dick Cheney and the Bushes	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Natural Blonde
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Adult Swim	Hang Man	Pool
Sports and Virility	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Never Seen A Priest	The Blind Man and the Whore
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Blondes Doing the Wave	Blonde - Elmo Factory
Uncle Tommy's Closet	The NEW Poopie List!	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Job Application
Yo Mama Laundromat	Get On The Bus	A Daring New Position	Politician Walking
Valentine's Day Card Shopping	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale
Tales From The Shire	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck	Honeymoon
Sign On The Brothel	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Lawyers and God	Nudist Colony
Two brunettes and a blonde...	Laxative Cough Therapy	Father and Son	On the Rooftop
Saving Her Butt	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas	Redneck Underwear
Beep Beep	Flighty Blonde	Yo mama's So Poor	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day
Mom's French Connection	History Remembers Bill Clinton