Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? A: Cash and carry!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Work for the Government When:	Monica's Deposition	Blonde Fish Killer	Yo mama's so fat... 90210
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Bigfoot and Blonde	Bartender
Redneck Recycling	The Great Wiener Caper	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Redneck Truck
Canni Ball!	72?	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	You Might Be A Redneck
Fifty-Dollar Bet	It Ain't Margarita	Sex In Advertising	Yo mama's So Poor
Snowmen and Snowwomen	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Dumb as Rocks
Greg Norman	The Blonde And The E-mail	Redneck Feast	Here, Piggy, Piggy
Coincidentally	Things Just Fallin' Off	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Yo mama's So Fat
Banging and Banking	Brunette Meets Genie	Flies on Poo	The Fish-Eating Competition
Circumcisional Evidence	Yo Mama's Teeth...	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
Definition of Suspicious	Christmas Bonus	Pound for Pound	Yo mama's So Fat
Big Ben Blonde	Miseducation of Man and Woman	Deer Tracks	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Blonde in Disguise	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt