Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? A: Cash and carry!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Miracle Exercise	The President''s Puzzle	Elevator Scene	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
Blonde Puzzle	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Blonde Passenger	Monster Valentine
Osama Bin Lighted	Fix This	Froggie Proposal	Peanut In Your Ear
Redneck Christmas Shopping	The Annual Check-Up	Gum	Doctor Demented
Jane's Addiction	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Carefully Placed Periods	Yo mama's So Dumb
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Blonde Jokes	Dinner's On The Table	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Doe a Deer	Bush and Polly	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Those Shady Frenchies
Yo mama's So Fat	Morning at the White House	Girls From Kentucky	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Horny Old Ladies	The Blonde and the Librarian
Blonde Horse Ranch	The 11th Commandment	You Might Be A Redneck	Sign On The Brothel
Microsoftie	Blondes in a Box	Yo Mama's So Poor	How Many Interns?
Redneck Baseball	Yo mama's So Poor	Vaseline Knob	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Signs You're Burned Out	Jack and Jill II