Sign On The Brothel

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A. Beat it! We're closed.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyer and Sperm	Blonde and a Pig	Clinton's Protection	Monica's Deposition
Fly Away	First Day Out	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Osama's Valentine
Cartwheeling for Cash	Checkout Conniption	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans
Dirty Swiss	Yo mama's So Ugly	Dating a Prostitute	Women vs. Dog Poop
Viagra Coffee	Clinton and Titanic	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Confusing Blonde
Gags For The Office Drone	Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases	Men's English	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl
Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Where did it go?	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Never Seen A Priest	Yo mama's...Kidnappers
Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	David Beckham Redux	Latex Gloves	Valentine Gift Test
Bleachin Yo Mama	Iranians	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Blondes in a Box
Blondes and Iceberg	Y'might Be A Redneck	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Brother is "Out"
Church	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Gotcha!	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama Road Sign	Material Lust