Sign On The Brothel

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A. Beat it! We're closed.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Bad Day	Yo mama is so stupid...	How Do You Confuse A Blonde?	Bright Eyes
Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Easter Egg Hunt
The Dough Boyz	Fishing for a Week	Blonde Braincells	Blonde Cell Death
Special Remedy	Gold Digger	Yo mama's...Dumb	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Job Interview
Early Stages of Viagra Development	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Anthem	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Capitalism for Dummies	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Bush and Bill	I feel like chicken tonight
We're Studying Hard	Yo mama's So Flat	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Yo mama's so fat... runs
The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Clinton's Protection	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Clinton's sons
Your Place or His	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...
Al Gore's Piercing	You Might Be A Redneck...	A Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis	The Man With No Voice
Drinking Buddies	Condit vs. Clinton