I feel like chicken tonight

Why did George Bush cross the road?

Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Comfortable	Clinton and the Pope
Yo mama's so Nasty	Blonde Who Has it All	The roof is on fire	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball
Yo Mama So Dry	Chuck The Yuck	Adventures in Disneyland	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom
Potential & Reality	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	The Housebroken Redneck	Yo mama's So Flat
Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Visiting Grandma...	Yo Mama's So Skinny	The Blind Man and the Whore
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Pay-Per-Blonde	Rhoids	The Blonde and the Jumper
Natural Blonde	Blonde Basement	It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses	Blonde's Wine
Adult Swim	Horse Tears	Yo mama's so Stupid	Blondes and Candles
Elephant and Man	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Your Parents Messed Up	Beans & Onions: Delicious
George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Enron Transcripts	Ask The Doctor	The Tale Of The Three Holes
Golf On The Sly	A Lawyer and A Politician	Lesbians in a Canoe	Joke for Limeys
Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...	New Canadian Flag	The Blonde and the Librarian	Gay Man in Church
The Skeleton	Ear Condoms