I feel like chicken tonight

Why did George Bush cross the road?

Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mr. Macho	Airplane Hijinx	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket
Ice Ice Baby	Arctic Hooker	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Looking for a Job
In a murder trial...	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde and Tracks	Law School Graduation Gift
Snack Food	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	This is a poor joke	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
You're Like A...	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Sex and Air
Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Man Of The House	Yo mama's...fat	The Invention of the Copper Wire
Yo mama's So Stupid	50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator	Shoot The Pig	Accident on the Golf Course
Yo Mama... Shotgun	Trucks and Babies	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt
Did you hear....?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Getting Flowers	Jack and Jill II
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Clinton and a lightbulb	Honeymoon	Bad Drivers
Funny Business	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's So Ugly	Puzzle Pieces
A Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place	Crazy Little Critters...	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle
What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld...	Redneck Theft