IBM and Lightbulbs

How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Waterskiing with Blondie	Blonde and Blonder	The Scott's Pocket Watch	Yo mama's so fat... school
Talking Blondes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Nasty Mama	Troubled Man
Yo mama's So Old	Law School for Nuns	Quickie	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Funny Business	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Yo mama's So Fat	Eternal Judgment
What's green and smells like ...	Man and Pharmacist	Chuckie Cheese Please	Bush and Bill
Forest Gump	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Upside Down Blonde
Blonde Horses	Yo Mama's So Dumb	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Chilled Crabs
Milking it	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Your teeth are so busted...	What is LXIX?
FLAT BLONDE	Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's got style	Sleeping Blonde
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Monica's New Boyfriend	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Blonde - Elmo Factory
The Wrinkled Nightgown	Princess Di and Thomas	Shave and a Hair Cut	Blonde Rows of Corn
Gum	Screwed, For Sure	Yo mama' got sauce	Clinton's DNA
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...