IBM and Lightbulbs

How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	You Might Be Tough	Rent	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!
Free Sex with Fill Up	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Ghetto Mama	Pickle Slicer
Bad Lawyer	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Prostitiute's Friends
New Priest In Town	Parrot-Prostitutes	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Clinton and a lightbulb
Yo mama's...Fat	Forest Gump	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Where's the Blow Hole
Yo mama's...Fat	Lesbian Talk	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny
What A Woman/Man Really Means	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Iron Phone	Please pass the mayo
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Dump List	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Gorilla in Heat	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde Ambition	Shoplifting	Para-shoot	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws
How Many Interns?	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	What's The Difference, Yo?	Little Boy Blue
Bad Case of the Stutters	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde's Appendicitis	Broom Factory
Blonde in the Morning	Horny Old Ladies