I Can't Drive 69

Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?

Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Potatoes Hotatoes	Blonde's Bad Day	Hilarious Signs	Things Just Fallin' Off
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	You are a Redneck...	Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket	Yo mama's So Poor
Yum!	I Hit Two of My Best Balls	Blonde's Backseat	Flour Patch
A Real Ball Buster	Widows98	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
Fortune 500	Carefully Placed Periods	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blonde Snowman
Clinton 'n' Buddy	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Topless Sunbather	The Jewish Vote
Flash Me	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Baby Mama
Coming to America	Silent Bunny Humping	How Smart is Zach?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail
Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Gum	Yo Mama's So Hairy
Squirrel Kickin' Back	Monica At The UN	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Flash Me
The Annual Check-Up	Blonde E-Mail	Blond Father	Yo mama's so fat... walk around
I Still Don't Get It	You Might Be A Redneck...Wrestling	Frenchman Walks into a Bar	Substituting Rats for Lawyers
Fifty-Dollar Bet	Sleep Now