I Can't Drive 69

Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?

Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Old
B-Day Sex	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Losin' It	Chuckie Cheese Please	Hoshimota
West Virginia Custody Battle	You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Six Hours to Live	A Blonde's Brain At Work
What's Worse?	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Did I do that?	Hot 'n' Heavy
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Yo mama's so Stupid	In All the Land	Yo mama's so stupid... tv
132 legs and 8 teeth	Burning Bush	Star Trek	Monica's New Boyfriend
Yo mama's So Stupid	Fish TV	Soy Toy	Flower Flub-o-rama
Jesus and Moses	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Sex Ed	Bubba Hump
Blonde Bet	Goose & Lawyer	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Clinton's Favorite Things
Losin' It	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo Mama's Poor Christmas	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	No-So-Dumb Blonde	Yo mama's So Skinny	Dim Bulb
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Blonderrific Hair!