You Know You're Old

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	One Good Deed	Redneck Home Improvement	Yo mama's...Stupid
Things Just Fallin' Off	The Great Wiener Caper	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Tennis Balls
The Dough Boyz	Osama = Crabs?	Rosebud	Osama Bin Lighted
Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Fix This	The Test
Cyber-Blonde 3	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so stupid	Yo Mama's So Old
Gold Digger	Shriveled Lovin'	Marriage Made In Heaven	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale
George Bush is so stupid...	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	The Blondes and the Rocking Party
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Sex Contract	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Piano Solo	Cubist Poo
What a Gasser	Executive Rimmin'	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	At the Pharmacy
The Dirty Wife	Wedding Night	George W. and Moses	Windows 666
Redneck and Bugs	Halle Berry Bares All	Birth Control	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas
Yo mama's...fat	Blondes Making Kool-Aid