You Know You're Old

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Year	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Dating a Prostitute	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA
Lightbulb...Californians	New Favorite Number	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Blonde in Grocery Store
The Three Nuns	Blonde's Earrings	Lady At the Bar	That's crazy
Blonde in a Leather Jacket	Blonde Lightbulb	Paper Street	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
Blonde Alumna	The Fishing Spot	What Are Politics?	There's No People Like Snow People
Guess Who?	Johnny Big Head	A Giant Problem	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...
Professor of Logic	Yo Mama's Fertile	A very successful lawyer parked his...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	Redneck Religiousity	Blonde - Mating Call	Blonde at the Appliance Store
Gay Church	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Condoms	Rednecks' Dogs
Yo mama sooooo dumb	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Vending Machine and Blonde	Screw The World
Yo mama is so damn fat yo	Not Going To Try This Again	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	If You Could!
Windows 666	What's Your Poison?	Smokey the Bear	Bush & the Blackboard
Yo mama's so nasty...	Curd and Rod