Gross Siamese Tongue

What's grosser than gross?
Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.

What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.

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What Are Politics?	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Lawyer and Vulture	Intelligent Quotes
Signs You've Been Partying Too Much	Bird it Through the Grapevine	I'll Give You...	That's tacky
Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Yo mama's....Halloween
Ask The Doctor	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Yo mama's So Old	Modern Science
Lawyers Off Bridge...	Yo Mama's So Greasy	An Ugly Position	Chilled Crabs
Redneck Bubblebath	Divorce	Bush Has a Short One	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...
Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Joke by a Latent Homosexual	Drunk Superhero	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
Mama in a Tight Shirt	Yo mama's So Stupid	Sleep Now	Fascinating
Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Yo mama's...Stupid	Oscar Meyer	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster
Iranians	Accident on the Golf Course	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
I've Got Shingles	I want my MTV	Osama is Celebate	Blondes and cow patties
You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	Running for Office	The Jewish Vote	Taxation
Blonde Nurse	The Cross-Eyed Cow