The Annual Check-Up

 
After his annual checkup, Bob is shocked to learn that he has somehow contracted a rare disease and has only twelve hours to live. Arriving home in utter despair, he tells his wife the terrible news and begins to cry. Overcome with grief, Helen hugs him tight and says, "Honey, I'm going to give you a night you'll never forget!"

They go to bed early and make passionate love with an ardor they haven't felt in years. When they're done, Bob turns to his wife and says, "Honey, that was *wonderful,* the best we've ever had. Can we do it again?" This time it's even more passionate. Later, as Helen is about to doze off, Bob gives her a nudge and says, "Honey, come on. How about one more time?"

"That's easy for you to say. You don't have to get up in the morning!"

40 votes, And 602 Hits
Rating:

 .: Random 50 Funny Jokes

.: Most Popular Jokes
Rub It
Which girlfriend should I marry?
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Michael Jackson's baby
Viagra Overdose
Topless Fat Woman
Talking to your Wife
You know what I am?
Yo mama's so fat... hot dogs
Yo mama is so dumb...

.: Highest Rated Jokes
Carpet
Politics and Golf
Hulking Mass
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Yo mama's...Old
I've Got Your Cookies Right Here, Baby
Bar... Alabama
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
Taliban Bingo
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts