The Lawyer and the Roadkill

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You're So Poor	Yo mama's So Ugly	Grandma	Woman Says, Man Hears
Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Spelling Test	Yo mama's So Fat	Sports and Virility
The Facts of Life	Serenity Under Pressure	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	I Nearly Pissed Myself
Confusing Blonde	Donkey and Onion	Instant-Win Airbags!	The Great Crab Escape
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Yo Mama's so fat... broke
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Clinton's Safe Sex	The Fishing Spot	Where's the Blow Hole
Yo mama's So Stupid	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	How To Sell Lawnmowers	Blonde and Blonder
Yo Mama is So Stupid	Innie Weenie	Blonde - Elmo Factory	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Hillbilly Newlyweds	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Touchy Feely Cracky	Barbie's Christmas Beau
Blonde Coffee Drinker	Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo Mama's...Stupid	Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
Not Going To Try This Again	Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Devoted Wife
Blonde Who Has it All	Yo Mama's So Ugly....Coma	Doorprize	Christmas Carol Parrot
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Legalese