The Lawyer and the Roadkill

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Yo mama's So Ugly	Lawyer and Vulture
Blondes n' Crayons	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Tickle These, Elmo
Blonde Data	Whitehouse Parrot	Yo mama's So Fat	Why I Am So Tired
Tennis Balls	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	The Annual Check-Up	Pre-Paid Plan	Yo mama's...Fat
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Speaking Women-ese	Oldest Couple Ever	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony
Chin nuts	Iranians	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Not Going To Try This Again
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Medical Miracles	Yo Mama... B#$%*
Blonde's Shoes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Blonde in Grocery Store
Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	Yo momma so stupid...	Death Row in Women's Prison	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Yo mama's...Forklift	Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Gold Digger
Don't Say This During Sex	Yo mama's So Ugly	Osama is Celebate	Blond with a cell phone
Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Hans Across Iraq