Lawyer and Sperm

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	One Good Deed	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Christmas in West Virginia
What's the difference between a blonde...	Monks Made a Mistake	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Clinton's Interns	Jane's Addiction	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Yo Mama's So Ugly
The New 69	Friendly Neighbors	One day a blonde went into a department ...	Pitching a Tent
Topless Fat Woman	Bob Dole	Funny Business	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Viva Las Vegas	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo Mama... B#$%*	Multi-Balls	Dynamite!	Wet Lawyers
Hungry Blonde	Ugly mama and a tail	Phone Line	Field of Dreams?
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Chucky at the Movies	Yo mama's...Fat	You So Ugly
Wright, Right?	Taxation	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde and Halogen
Viagra + Death = ?	Blondes and Bricks	Smurfette	The Clever Lawyer
Nudist Camp	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Rules of the Southern Lifestyle
A Letter To Tide	Blonde in Disguise