Lawyer and Sperm

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Pink, Grey, & Stuck	Yo mama's So Old
Ark-N-Saw	What did the blonde say after ...	Rent	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Potential & Reality	Let's Live On Love	The Blonde and the Worm
Potential & Reality	Yo mama's So Poor	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	I Don't Like My Brother
Rubbing Her The Right Way	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Yo Mama's So Old	What are you thinking about?
Dream on	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Five Pounds of Fat	Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann
Hard Sleepin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Get Your Feet Wet	Go Fish
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Osama is Celebate	Dear Old Dad	Clinton's Bookmarks
Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Shree Hill	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Yo mama's So Old
Gary Condit's Pants	Yo mama's... stupid	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...
Tiny Headed Man	Mommy, Mommy!	Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Anthem
The Hired Help	A Little Testy	Women and Pool Tables	K-Marts in Afghanistan
The Housebroken Redneck	Yo mama's so stupid