Lawyer and Sperm

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Clinton and a lightbulb	Things Just Fallin' Off	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Sexual Confessional	Blonde With Braces	Highly Illogical	Elevator Scene
Blonde Who Has it All	Clinton's Finished Now	Two fraternity brothers...	Yo mama is so nasty...
Fix This	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	The Blind Man
The First Lady's patriotic duties	I Had a Dream	Montana Ghost Story	Yo Mama's Halloween
Yo mama's nasty!	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Blonde and Clock	Atlanta School Board
Yo mama's so Nasty	Dought Girl	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?	The Answer
Not Going To Try This Again	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Blonde...Hair Up	Grandma's Birthday
Redneck Religiousity	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	Life Saver	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army
Code for Love	Yo Mama Bath	I Still Don't Get It	Yo Mama's So Poor
You're So Ugly	Yo mama's So Nasty	Cash Flow	The Blonde Hostess
Spermally Speaking	Man Of The House	Morning at the White House	What Men Need Most
Yo mama's So Flat	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera