David Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	Meat Department	The Cross-Eyed Cow	M&M's
Chew on this	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	69	Blonde Braincells
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Rosebud	Homosexual
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so fat... belt	Rump Roastin'
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Yo mama's...Fat	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Blonde Nurse	Yo mama's So Ugly	Late AGAIN	Yo mama's so stupid... dig
Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde and Prawn	Black and White and Red All Over	You Work for the Government When:
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Dream on	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Ugly	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Blonde on the Run
Blondes at Sea	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Jokes On You, Teacher
Yo mama's... easy	Late AGAIN	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Redneck Bubblebath
Yo Mama	Blondes and Airplanes	Shoplifting	Yo Mama's So Small
Boo Hoo	Blonde In A Bathroom