Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Bra & Hat	What, No Golden Goose?	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
Yo Mama... Shotgun	Dear Diarrhea	Redneck Pants	Paying the Price of Marriage
Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Yo mama's So Poor	The Injured Thumb	Bird-Brained in Helopisa
Pickmeup	Hot Air Balloon	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Yo Mama's So Small
Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Confucious	Steak and Sex	What is LXIX?
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	What are you thinking about?	From Cradle to Ladle	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Strict Sex Schedule	Yo mama's so nasty...	A Crappy Date (A True Story)
Widows98	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blondes and Airplanes	Blondes and cow patties
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Punk 'n' Parrot	B-Day Sex	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
Valentine Gift Test	Blonde's Computer Freeze	What P.M.S. Stands For	Redneck Toothbrush
Blond Restroom Attendant	Yo mama's So Poor	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	Blonde at the Doctor's
Yo mama's So Ugly	The Raffle