Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Booger Wooger	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Ancient Chinese Torture	Blondes and Gas Stations
Yo mama's So Small	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Yo mama's So Fat	Breast Stroke	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Disarming the Guard	North vs. South	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	747
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Burying Osama	Backwoods High Tech
Dought Girl	Tenessee Football Player	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Clinton Stew
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat	Dirty Knees
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Seduction Made Easy	Perfumed Blonde	Piano Solo
Redneck Job Interview	Yo mama so stupid...	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Seven Dwarves On A Bus
How Many Interns?	Boy Scout	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Jingle Blondes
Drastic Diet	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Authentic Grafitti	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked
You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Yo Mama the Gourmet	Yo mama's...Forklift	Helisoft
Adam Talks All About Eve	Runny Noodle